I can see the reviews now – Two Not Worth Telling.

Hopefully though you won’t post such unfounded tosh and will instead rejoice having read the stories. The best way to get hold of this little gem is to tell a friend to subscribe to my email list. Once they’re on the list and tell me who sent them I’ll send you a copy of ‘Two Worth Telling’?

The two stories are a little different from each other. One is a transcript from the fictional radio show ‘Philip Wilson Meets The Public’ and the other is a story about a boy called Xing and his life living and working in a factory. I think both are worth telling but I would say that, wouldn’t I?

Which do you go for first? Red or Purple.