Have you just arrived in the Auld Smoke?
Are you a seasoned veteran, savvy in the ways of the Fair City?
Are you a gargoyle with a thirst for the blood of virgins?
Well if you answered yes to either of the first two questions then the Fictional Tour of Dublin is a great companion as you saunter about the city or run for cover from the rain, either or really.
If you answered yes to the third question then I have nothing to offer you. I’m sorry. Don’t eat me, I’m not a virgin!