This wee collection is available for free to the brave souls who subscribe to our email list. By ‘our’ of course I mean ‘my’. Nobody else here while I type this. You can find the collection on Istafreebie
As for the collection it’s a string of news articles fashioned from the mind of yours truly. You won’t find them on the Guardian website or tucked between the pages of the Sun. They would be more at home on the Onion website, but you still won’t find them there.
The only way to peruse them is to subscribe. Once you do you can enjoy articles like ‘Small Crowd Forms Around Opening Of Packet Of Crisps’ and ‘Time Fired Today’.