An amusing and thoughtful guide to travelling brought to you by by those selfless creatures we call parents. This guide was written in the vain hope that it could check the worst impulses of adventure-seeking adult children who insist on seeing the world and pushing past their comfort zones.

Told with wit and a healthly dollop of tongue in cheek, the guide tackles topics like accommodation, transport, camping, drugs and sexual dalliances. All together it makes sure that travellers are under no illusions as to what awaits the uninformed and naive.

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